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Thursday, May 01, 1997
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Getting Into College
On visit to campus, you accidentally kill the school mascot
Instead of a cap and gown, your high school gives you a
McDonald's uniform
After four years of Spanish, you still can't place an
order at Taco Bell
You took an S.A.T. preparation course that was advertised
by Sally Struthers
Your list of school activities includes words "Comet
Hale-Bopp" and "castration"
You tell admissions officer you're looking forward to
"some good, honest book-larnin'"
Instead of application, you send in a Where's
Waldo? book with all the Waldos circled
You insist interviewer call you by your nickname:
"Glue-Sniffin' Eddie"
Last time you picked up a book, Michael Jackson was black
Your classmates voted you "Least Likely to Get into College"
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