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Wednesday, October 29, 1997

Top Ten Complaints of the New Female NBA Referees
  
Have to share the ladies' room with Dennis Rodman.
The new "referee uniforms" look conspicuously like Hooters outfits.
Always go home smelling like Ben-Gay.
Players so obsessed with sports that they never want to just talk.
That "Lil' Penny" guy always trying to look up your skirt.
Keep getting faint and nauseous from Michael Jordan's cologne.
Players keep asking if they can watch you inflate the ball.
Whenever you call a foul, they try to get out of it by saying your hair looks pretty.
Husbands who keep beating the 24 second clock.
Them dudes is sweaty.
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