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Tuesday, April 07, 1998

Top Ten Side Effects of the New Impotence Drug
  
You find yourself thinking, "Andy Rooney isn't a bad looking guy."
Inability to safely use revolving doors.
Now have to come up with brand new excuse for your poor sexual performance
You like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Uncontrollable urge to run for President of the United States.
May cause hair loss in Canadians.
You're able to multiply jillions of big numbers like that guy in "Good Will Hunting."
Sudden desire to buy erector set.
After first use, girlfriend tells you, "Save your money, hot shot."
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