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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, April 10, 1998
Top Ten Ways the World Would Be Different If It Were Run By
Jerry Springer
On opening day of baseball season, President throws out
first chair.
Everybody would be very, very, very, very dumb.
New national anthem: "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
No army, no police -- just two really huge bouncers.
I, Dave, would be known as "the guy who kind of looks
like the President."
State of the Union address now ends with poignant
"Springer's final thought."
Oprah deported to Mexico.
On C-SPAN, heated congressional debate on whether new
health care bill is "all that."
Instead of registering Democrat or Republican, you'd
register transvestite or transsexual.
Whaddaya mean, "If"?
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
