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Monday, May 11, 1998

Top Ten Things The Government Doesn't Want You To Know
  
Eight of our last ten presidents were secretly named "Stewie."
There's no such place as "North Dakota."
Your social security number contains coded information about what you look like naked.
Al Gore is the result of a cross-breeding experiment between a man and a coffee table.
You know that "Titanic" song everyone loves? It was actually recorded by Saddam Hussein.
The last episode of "Seinfeld" is kind of disappointing.
The entire Cuban missile crisis was staged by Jerry Springer.
Due to a navigational error, Neil Armstrong actually landed in Wilmington, Delaware.
The "Late Show" is a secret CIA operation designed to cure insomnia.
Ten cents on every tax dollar goes directly to Oprah.
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