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Wednesday, August 05, 1998
Top Ten Little-Used Euphemisms For Sex
Sinking the Titanic
Team pushups
Winning Powerball
"You've got male"
Saving Ryan's privates
Puffing the daddy
Giving the one-gun salute
Penning your Teller
WWW-ing until you dot com
Engaging in sexual intercourse
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41. Marrying Brolin
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40. Taking the Holland Tunnel
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39. Getting season tickets to the WNBA
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38. Recharging the Dustbuster
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37. Ordering potato skins at TGI Friday's
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36. Oral arguments before the Supreme Court
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35. Swimming in "Dawson's Creek"
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34. Interning at the White House
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33. Joining the midtown precinct
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32. Firing Norm MacDonald
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31. Assembling IKEA furniture
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30. Trading "the big unit" to Houston
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29. Making microwave popcorn
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28. Carving a new president on Mt. Rushmore
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27. Milkin' Bessie
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26. Doing a "Boogie Nights" sequel
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25. Supersize your Big Mac
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24. Doubling down on a hard 8
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23. Building a bridge to the 21st century
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22. Frosting the cruller
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21. Wind surfing with Dick Van Patten
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20. Ballot-stuffing
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19. Researching a letter to "Penthouse"
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18. Synchronized sinning
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17. Swiping the Metrocard
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16. Vacationing Down Under
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15. Putting your catcher in the rye
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14. Goose Gossage warming up in the bullpen
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13. Having your Greg Dharmaed
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12. Fooling Hillary
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11. Downloading
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
