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Thursday, January 14, 1999
Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Football Jokes
"No--I said, 'Look at the size of Mike Ditka'."
"Next time, moisten the needle before inflating."
"Is this enough for a first down?"
"She thought it was Jimmy Johnson's hair."
"I don't gamble, but that's one hell of a spread."
"For god's sake, don't spike it!"
"Dick Butkus."
"Amazing how he went from a quarterback to a halfback
to a fullback."
"And then the Oiler nailed the Cowboy from behind."
"He was caught Keyshawning his Johnson."
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"It's third and long--very long."
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"No wonder we couldn't find the kicking tee."
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"I thought that's what 'first down' meant."
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"I can see why they call you guys the Giants."
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"I'm not the center, but don't move your hands."
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"Either that was John Elway or I just got married."
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"He could put a ball through the uprights from 60
yards away."
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"So she says, 'Jet? Are you sure you're not a Giant?"
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"4th and inches."
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"That's okay--I'm not really a quarterback!"
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