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Friday, January 15, 1999

Top Ten New Slogans For The NBA
  
"With Michael Jordan gone, maybe your team will have a chance to win"
"You never know who Dennis Rodman is going to marry next"
"We've added a third basket for more scoring"
"We all just lost a lot of money, so please tip your point guard"
"What else are you gonna watch -- hockey?"
"A lot like the WNBA, but with men"
"Please watch our games so we don't have to get real jobs"
"Who knows, maybe one of our players will become Governor of Minnesota"
"Some arenas are now selling nachos for under $20"
"More millionaires in shorts than at a Microsoft company picnic!"
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"Come see a game and we'll tell you what the hell a 'Sonic' is"

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"You know, it's not like Jordan's never changed his mind before"

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"Them balls is bouncy"

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"Don't you want to be able to say you were there at our lowest point?"

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