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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Friday, January 15, 1999
Top Ten New Slogans For The NBA
"With Michael Jordan gone, maybe your team will have
a chance to win"
"You never know who Dennis Rodman is going to marry next"
"We've added a third basket for more scoring"
"We all just lost a lot of money, so please tip your
point guard"
"What else are you gonna watch -- hockey?"
"A lot like the WNBA, but with men"
"Please watch our games so we don't have to get real jobs"
"Who knows, maybe one of our players will become
Governor of Minnesota"
"Some arenas are now selling nachos for under $20"
"More millionaires in shorts than at a Microsoft
company picnic!"
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"Come see a game and we'll tell you what the hell a
'Sonic' is"
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"You know, it's not like Jordan's never changed his
mind before"
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"Them balls is bouncy"
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"Don't you want to be able to say you were there at
our lowest point?"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of October 6 - 10, 2008 Rewind and relax with all the week's LS highlights in one convenient clip.
