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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, March 03, 1999
Top Ten Questions I Would Have Asked Monica Lewinsky
"Are you as completely sick of yourself as the rest
of the planet?"
"Technically, I'm President of the Late
Show -- is that anything?"
"Can Vernon Jordan help me get my old job back at NBC?"
"Could you get Clinton to do something about those
weird Old Navy commercials?"
"Did you ever have sex with the president while he
was talking to me?"
"Do you know how much easier you've made my job over
the last 14 months?"
"What's this about you possibly running for senator
from New York?"
"Where do you see yourself in 10 affairs?"
"Who will you be sleeping with in 2000 -- Gore or Bush?"
"Did you bring a clip?"
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"Is my interview lasting longer than most guys' interviews?"
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"Other than that, how was your intern experience?"
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"Do you have any advice for young viewers who are
thinking about becoming home wreckers?"
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"Would you like another tray of doughnuts?"
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"Would you like to say hello to our special surprise
guest, Hillary Clinton?"
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"How do you think this sounds--Monica Letterman?"
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"When he was alone with you, did the president ever
use the phrase 'sweet hillbilly lovin'?"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
