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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, March 04, 1999
Top Ten Things Monica Lewinsky Can Do To Mend Her Reputation
Appear on "E.R." as woman who keeps getting
stuff caught in her throat.
Hire PR firm that improved Charles Manson's reputation.
Rejoin her old band The Go-Gos.
Become the U.S. Ambassador to Grabasslavia.
Help "straighten out" that Teletubby.
Change name to Sara Lee Lewinsky (because nobody doesn't
like Sara Lee).
Break up N'Sync the way Yoko broke up the Beatles.
Perform Heimlich Maneuver on choking Hillary Clinton: Aim
wad of dislodged food at Linda Tripp's face.
Lure terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden into trap by
flashing her thong.
Stop the damn smirking.
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When talking about "the affair" don't look so
damn happy about it.
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Go have sex with Saddam and get him impeached.
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
