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Wednesday, April 14, 1999
Top Ten Hilarious Pranks To Play On The IRS
Tell an agent he's in charge of auditing the Gambino family.
Add check-off box that reads, "Do you want $3 to go
to hooker fund for lonely IRS agents?"
Check box labeled "joint filing"; enclose actual joint.
Open up competing country with lower taxes, drive IRS out
of business.
Tell IRS agent you made a $50 "charitable
donation" to his wife.
You know that squiggly line people draw through
"7's" -- draw them through "8's"!
Mail tax return in an envelope with return address "Kaczynski."
Call IRS -- Ask, "Do you have Prince Albert's
deductible mortgage interest in a can?"
Fake return from President Clinton made out to the
"Intern Revenue Service."
The old poorly-grounded, high-voltage calculator trick.
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Seal the envelope using a sponge dipped in the deadly
Ebola virus.
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While an IRS agent is at work, "audit" his wife.
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Send your $3 billion all in nickels (Bill Gates only)
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Sign return "G. Block." Attach note: "If
you audit me, my brothers H. and R. are coming after you."
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When attaching your payment, use dozens of staples to
spell out "screw you."
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Send far more money than you actually owe! (This prank tip
sponsored by the Internal Revenue Service)
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Under "occupation" write, "Mob hit-man
specializing in IRS gents who can't keep their mouths shut."
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Pay all taxes in "Camel Cash."
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