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Thursday, April 15, 1999

Top Ten Things Mayor Giuliani Hasn't Cracked Down On Yet
  
Fat guys in tank tops
Unleashed cockroaches
People who spell "Jeff" "G-e-o-f-f"
The Yankees bi-monthly losses
That miserable wife-swiping bastard Jerry Seinfeld
Street magicians who bury themselves underground as a lame publicity stunt
USA Network showing reruns of "Wings" 21 times a day
Unauthorized parachuting off Al Roker
Crack being sold past its expiration date
Daryl Strawberry
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Bad comb-overs

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Really bad NBC sitcoms that pretend to be set in New York

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People who say "anyhoo"

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Inmates escaping from Rikers to watch "The Lion King" on Broadway

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Crack being sold past its expiration date

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Trump's hair

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Subway riders who neglect to urinate onto the tracks

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Jaywalking rats

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Half the cast member of "Cats" aren't even neutered

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