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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, May 25, 1999
Top Ten Good Things About Being Bill Gates' Baby
Dad hires another baby to teethe for you.
If daddy doesn't give you the toy you want, you can rat
him out to Janet Reno.
You look at baby on Pampers package and think, "I can
buy and sell you."
You can spit up on Al Gore when he claims he invented you.
You're two days old and already you can beat dad at arm wrestling.
When you crash Microsoft technicians are right there to
reboot you.
Instead of Raffi CD playing in nursery -- Raffi playing in nursery.
The "goofy hair" gene skips a generation.
Cry all you want in movie theater -- if people complain,
dad buys the dump and kicks everybody out.
Easy laughs by calling yourself "Bill Version 2.0"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
