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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, May 27, 1999
Top Ten Other Things That Will Soon Reach 6 Billion
Children fathered by Mick Jagger
Number of times Fabio has been hit in the face by a goose
while riding a roller coaster
Sales of official Phantom Menace "I hate
Jar Jar" buttons
Ted Danson situation comedies since "Cheers"
Darryl Strawberry second chances
Country music award shows
Number of times I've phoned Martha Stewart, gotten
nervous, hung up
Dick Clark's age
Jokes about Dick Clark's age
NATO bombing mistakes
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The number of times Strom Thurmond has renewed his
Reader's Digest subscription
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Miles on my trusty '77 Plymouth Aspen
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CBS hints to Andy Rooney about retirement
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Days "I Love Lucy" has been in reruns
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Annoying Old Navy commercials
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Exploding toaster jokes during series run on "Home Improvement"
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Disappointed "Star Wars" fans
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Sequins needed to cover Aretha Franklin
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Number of times Ralph Macchio has uttered the phrase,
"What do you mean I didn't get the part?"
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Baldwin brothers
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Jokes about how many Baldwin brothers there are
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Cost of crenshaw melon in Tokyo supermarket (in yen)
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Fox shows that use camcorder footage
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Faxes sent from U.S. military labs to Beijing
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Sales of my rap album, "M.C. Def Davemaster Hip-Hop Gangsta"
Sacha Baron Cohen Interviews a Terrorist The "Bruno" star tells how he found a real terrorist for his new film.
