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Thursday, May 27, 1999

Top Ten Other Things That Will Soon Reach 6 Billion
  
Children fathered by Mick Jagger
Number of times Fabio has been hit in the face by a goose while riding a roller coaster
Sales of official Phantom Menace "I hate Jar Jar" buttons
Ted Danson situation comedies since "Cheers"
Darryl Strawberry second chances
Country music award shows
Number of times I've phoned Martha Stewart, gotten nervous, hung up
Dick Clark's age
Jokes about Dick Clark's age
NATO bombing mistakes
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The number of times Strom Thurmond has renewed his Reader's Digest subscription

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Miles on my trusty '77 Plymouth Aspen

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CBS hints to Andy Rooney about retirement

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Days "I Love Lucy" has been in reruns

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Annoying Old Navy commercials

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Exploding toaster jokes during series run on "Home Improvement"

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Disappointed "Star Wars" fans

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Sequins needed to cover Aretha Franklin

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Number of times Ralph Macchio has uttered the phrase, "What do you mean I didn't get the part?"

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Baldwin brothers

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Jokes about how many Baldwin brothers there are

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Cost of crenshaw melon in Tokyo supermarket (in yen)

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Fox shows that use camcorder footage

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Faxes sent from U.S. military labs to Beijing

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Sales of my rap album, "M.C. Def Davemaster Hip-Hop Gangsta"

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