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Friday, May 28, 1999
Top Ten Signs A Guest At Your Memorial Day Barbecue Is A Spy
He introduces himself as "00-Larry."
Keeps whispering into the potato salad.
Embarrassing slip up -- refers to A-1 Sauce as "The
B-1 Bomber."
Seems oddly knowledgeable about who wants a burger and who
wants a hot dog.
Kid who beats him in sack race sent to Siberian prison.
Asks if the hibachi has a gyroscopic laser guidance system.
Wears an apron which reads, "Kiss the spy."
You ask him how he likes his burger -- he bites down on a
cyanide tablet.
After a couple drinks starts telling you nuclear launch codes.
He seems awfully interested in the Titan missiles you
keep in the shed.
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Sketches the tongs on a napkin.
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Loses interest in inflatable pool toys when he discovers
they were made in China.
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Keeps asking you to speak clearly into his turkey burger.
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His corn-on-the-cob has a silencer.
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When you playfully toss him into the pool, he jots down
trajectory and re-entry data.
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Wins the sack race by shooting the other contestants with
tranquilizer darts.
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Furtively copies down ingredients from ketchup bottle.
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There's no other reason to take 5 rolls of pictures of a
potato sack race.
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