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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Tuesday, June 15, 1999
Top Ten Casino Ad Slogans
"Let lady luck knee you in the groin!"
"Betcha can't lose just one paycheck!"
"Because actually flushing money down a toilet can
clog the drain."
"Come play video poker the traditional native
American way!"
"Now only 98% mafia run."
"Who needs Mickey Mouse when you can see a drunk
Jimmy Caan slumped over a baccarat table?"
"You could be the next Mrs. Trump."
"Financial ruin + Wayne Newton = Fun!"
"From the moment a mediocre ex-heavyweight greets you
at the door to the moment a weeping hooker bids you
farewell, we'll take good care of you."
"We can't spell 'sucker' without 'u"."
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"It's the native American revenge for small pox!"
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"Come for the gambling, stay because mobsters hobbled
you with a sledgehammer!"
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"Hang around long enough and you might see a famous
rapper get shot!"
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"An unpretentious alternative to that snooty OTB!"
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"What else is there to do in Reno?"
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"Slots: Slightly more fun than the vending machine."
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"We put a human face on depravity."
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"It's mafio-so fun!"
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"Have fun as you gamble away your children's future."
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"Low on cash? Let us buy one of your kidneys!"
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"Let our greasy, inexpensive food cheer you up as you lose."
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