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Friday, July 02, 1999

Top Ten Least Inspirational Patriotic Songs
  
"The Battle Hymn of Rosie O'Donnell"
"God Bless America Except Delaware"
""Tie a Yellow Ribbon Around J. Edgar Hoover"
"The 10-10-321 Overture"
"Yankee Doodle Dandy Charged With Possession of Cocaine and Soliciting Prostitution"
"Star Spangled Danza"
"Hooray For The Red, White and Blue Things Floating In My Belgian Coke"
"Let's Go Kick The Crap Out Of Greenland"
"Stars and Stripes Forever... Or At Least Until This Y2K Thing Blows Us All Sky-High"
"When Jar Jar Comes Marching Home"
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"I'm Proud To Be American Or Canadian Or Whatever The Hell I Am"

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"Remember The Alamo Rental Car Policy On Late Returns"

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"This Land Is Your Land, Unless You're Injun'"

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"This Land Is Bill Gates' Land"

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"Oh Glorious Red, White, and Blue Mold On Two-Week-Old Macaroni"

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"America, America, You've Bled Me To Death With Taxes"

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"Why Don't Those Mt. Rushmore Guys Blink?"

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"You Won, You Wily North Vietnamese"

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"Benedict Arnold, What A Guy!"

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