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Tuesday, September 28, 1999
Top Ten Signs Garth Brooks Is Nuts
Hands you cigar and proudly says, "My cowboy hat's pregnant!"
Is seriously considering operation that will make him the
fourth Judd
Earlier today, endorsed Dan Quayle
Just released a collection of love songs about James Brolin
Spends hours alone in bedroom "Ropin' the wind"
New album just 40 minutes of old answering machine messages
Speeds up all vocal tracks to "sound more like them
adorable chipmunks"
Trashes hotel room -- cleans up and vacuums hotel room --
leaves himself generous housekeeping tip
Phones Kenny Rogers late at night and whispers "I'm
holding them"
Has all his money on the Mets
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He won't talk to you unless his hat tells him you're okay
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Invented new sport "Garthball" and promoted
himself to the major leagues
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Is under the impression that he's one half of Brooks and Dunn
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The infamous "escalator incident"
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Goodbye guitar pick, hello human tooth!
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Runs around with bucket over his head yelling, "Run
for your lives! It's Garth Vader!"
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Announced he's running for Senator of New York
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Underneath cowboy hat, wears identical cowboy hat
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Told reporter his fans are "A bunch of inbred yokels
who can kiss my ass"
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His car has "I'd rather be sane" bumper sticker
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During appearance on "Sesame Street," repeatedly
stabbed Elmo in the chest
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