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Wednesday, September 29, 1999
Top Ten Least Intimidating Things To Say To Your Opponent
Before A Prizefight
"Take it easy--I don't want to get all sweaty."
"Please hold me."
"You look great -- have you been working out?"
"I've been very, very bad...punish me."
"Every time I look into those fabulous eyes, I melt."
"I watched a fantastic documentary on the Discovery
Channel last night."
"Do I have time to go grab some donuts?"
"I float like a butterfly...I love butterflies!"
"That 'Sixth Sense' movie made me tremble like a
newborn doe."
"Can't we just talk about this over a spot of tea?"
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"Please don't hurt me."
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"Is there a more likeable actor out there than Tony Danza?"
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"You play Pokemon?"
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"Do these trunks make me look fat?"
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"Calgon, take me away!"
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"Oh my god, I love your hair."
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"I'm just getting over a bad head cold, so take it
easy on me."
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"I figure, even the loser's prize money is pretty decent."
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"I can't believe Felicity chose Noel."
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"Nice legs."
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
