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Monday, January 03, 2000
Top Ten Boris Yeltsin Resolutions
Run for Senator of New York.
Tell new guy to wear "Hello, My Name Is..." tag
if he meets with George W. Bush.
Taking cue from Will Smith, release new rap album "Yeltsinium."
Finally get around to trying this vodka Russia is so
famous for.
As prank, walk by bread lines announcing "The 8:15
showing of 'The Green Mile' is sold out."
Buy new liver on eBay.
Get in on the swing dancing craze.
Personally check all 3 of Russia's computers for Y2K compliance.
Write letter to Wynonna Judd and tell her how he really feels.
Remain alive until at least February.
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Get into weekly schedule of working out, suffering heart
attack, having bypass.
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Finally get around to reading that "Ya-Ya
Sisterhood" book.
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Construct raft out of worthless rubles, get the hell out
of Russia.
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Try a goatee again.
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Cut back on the internet porn.
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Finally admit to world that he died in 1996.
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Finally kill moose and squirrel.
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Always wanted to see Dollywood, never went.
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Put comical Groucho glasses on preserved corpse of Lenin.
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
