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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, January 10, 2000
Top Ten Good Things About Having a President With A Temper
Fun to hear White House spokesman use phrase "'roid rage"
4 words: Vice President John Rocker
Sam Donaldson would find himself on a raft to Cuba
New monument: Tomb of the Unknown Guy Who Looked at the
President Funny
Instead of jar of jellybeans on desk, president claims to
have "can of whoop-ass"
State of the Union address begins with the words
"Hulk mad..."
Years from now, it would be cool to have coin with a guy
giving the finger on it
Ends each radio address with "Well, I see it's
clobberin' time"
Goodbye presidential veto -- hello guy named Vito hired by
the president to break legs
Look how well it worked for Nixon!
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
