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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Tuesday, January 11, 2000
Top Ten Donald Trump Tips For A Healthy, Loving Relationship
No pick-up line better than "have sex with me or
you're evicted."
Look at her lovingly as you would gaze at yourself in a mirror.
She touches the hair, she's out the door.
Loving, healthy relationships should last no longer than 3 months.
Don't brag "Had her, had her, had her" when
watching Miss USA Pageant with wife.
Take her to your casino, give her roll of quarters, say,
"Go nuts."
Tell her "Of all the women I've slept with, you're
somewhere in the 90-95th percentile."
Nothing says "I love you" like 2 tickets to:
"Taj Mahal Presents An Evening With John Davidson."
Make up your own "Trump Tower" joke here.
Rule #1 -- Become a billionaire.
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
