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Wednesday, January 12, 2000
Top Ten Questions Dumb Guys Would Ask The First Lady
"So, have you actually, like, met the president?"
"Did you ever rebuild your house after it got blown
up in 'Independence Day'?"
"What's your stance on that guy in that country doing
that stuff?"
"How about a federal law making shoes easier to tie?"
"Aren't monkeys funny -- especially when they're
smoking and dressed like people?"
"Do you have one of them robot maids like in 'The Jetsons'?"
"This is the White House, right? Well gimme some of
them square hamburgers."
"Is it wrong for the president to appoint his own
wife first lady?"
"If elected Senator, would you please, please, please
bring the strip clubs back to New York City?"
"Have you ever met my dad, George Bush?"
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"Is there a Mr. First Lady?"
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"Hillary Rodham Clinton -- you've got three names
just like Charles Nelson Riley"
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"So you're running for queen of New York or whatever?"
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"Wow, what's it like being Roger's sister-in-law?"
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"So you're married to that dude on the $5 bill?"
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"Are those Supreme Court guys real or are they robots?"
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"Can you help me get these staples out of my finger?
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"Why is your husband ignoring important issues like
how to get gum out of my hair?"
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"If our country is falling behind in the -- ooh, are
those free jelly mints?"
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"Does the president ever let you use the Bat Signal?"
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"Can you pull some strings and bring back 'The A-Team'?"
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"Check it out, I got a calculator watch! Pretty
cool, eh?"
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"Can you make more of the states square so they're
easier to draw?"
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"Was the rose garden named after Pete Rose?"
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"What's with them space monkeys who abducted me in
the middle of the night and filled my head with radio parts?"
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"As senator, what plans do you have for -- oh, damn,
I got my hand caught in the VCR again"
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"If you're the 'first lady' you must be, like, a
gazillion years old, huh?"
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"Under your proposals for health care reform, will
HMOs cover squirrel bites?"
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"Do you ever go into post office headquarters at
night and just go nuts licking stamps?"
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