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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, February 07, 2000
Top Ten Things That Sound Creepy When Said By John Malkovich
"Does this look infected to you?"
"I put my jammies on all by myself, mommy!"
"You mean I get all these great funk classics on just
one compact disc?"
"Senator Hillary Clinton"
"I can provide references from my last hospital job."
"Nougat!"
"I love you, Ted Danson."
"Your glasses will be ready in about an hour, Ted Danson."
"Johnny likes bunnies."
"Who wants to be a millionaire?"
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"You're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully clean."
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"You go girl."
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"President Donald Trump"
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"I see chips but I don't see dip."
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"Amateur surgery is an under-appreciated hobby."
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"I would never do that to a rental car."
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"This cage could accommodate several more ferrets."
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"Be kind...rewind."
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"We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, then we'll
take it higher."
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"I'm a little teapot, short and stout."
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"We're making a sequel to 'Con Air'."
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"I made these hot dogs myself."
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"I have a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and
then a sensible dinner."
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of August 4 - 8, 2008 Dive into a week's worth of Late Show highlights with Seth, Penelope, Donald and more.
