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Friday, April 07, 2000
Top Ten Signs Tiger Woods Is Overconfident
While everyone else is in Georgia, Tiger tees off from Michigan
After 12th hole tells caddy, "Why don't you finish up
for me?"
Doesn't look to see where green is; just starts hitting
On his tax return, lists his occupation as "Best Damn
Golfer on Planet"
Claims he'll match John Daly shot-for-shot both on the
green and in the bar
Bought 20-foot wallet in anticipation of winning giant check
Offers to play entire tournament with nothing but a rake
When asked, "What do you think of the
competition?" laughs his ass off for 20 minutes
Vows that if he doesn't win, he'll go to Cuba in Elian
Gonzalez's place
Let himself balloon to 334 pounds
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Since no one else is left, has started trash-talking himself
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Every time he makes a putt, demands his caddy douse him
with Gatorade
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Promised if he doesn't win, he'll watch all 9 episodes of "Falcone"
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Frequently putts with the stalk of celery from his Bloody Mary
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Changed into bathrobe and slippers on the 17th green
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Instead of practicing, just watched a couple
"Dorf" tapes
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Arrives at first tee in cloud of smoke as "Bad To The
Bone" plays
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Already taped a Nike commercial where he mentions winning
the 2000 through 2006 Masters
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Made an appointment to donate blood an hour before the
final round begins
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Take a swing, chug a beer. Take a swing, chug a beer.
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Promised for every bogey, he'll remove an article of clothing
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Claims he'll "beat George W. Bush like a drum"
in November
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Legally changed his name to the Nike Swoosh
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