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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, April 11, 2000
Top Ten Signs President Clinton Is Bored
Spent weekend alphabetizing thousands of lawsuits pending
against him
Weekly radio address features less talk, more rock
Every twenty minutes, calls Area 51 to ask "Any new aliens?"
Often cuts cabinet meetings short to catch "Judge Judy"
Hefty intern starts working in Oval Office, and he doesn't
even grab her ass
Watched every episode of "Falcone"
To stir up controversy, gave Delaware to the Dutch
In addition to Leonardo DiCaprio, agreed to do an
interview with little girl in Pepsi commercials
Has started smoking cigars
Actually tried to sleep with Hillary
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Keeps complaining to staff, "There's no one to do"
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Peace treaties now negotiated with round-robin Ping Pong tournaments
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Diplomatic visit to France, because brie is yummy
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Any convicted murderer whose last name starts with
"K" -- you're free to go
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Installed some windows in the damn corridor
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Says nailing 300-pound interns "Just not what it used
to be"
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Majority of tax dollars now spent on Playstation games and
Laser Tag
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He's now harassing himself
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Finds himself looking forward to daily chats with Al Gore
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Spending a few hours a day tutoring George W. Bush in math
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In now a recognized expert on "As The World Turns"
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Is having joint chiefs of staff locate "tiny little
country" for a "fun war"
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Calls in Secret Service several times a day to frisk him
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While having sex with interns, does crossword puzzles
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
