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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, May 31, 2000
Top Ten Signs I, Dave, Am Getting Old
State troopers say to me, "My dad used to give you tickets."
Last week one of the "60 Minutes" guys called me "gramps."
Now up to three heart bypass surgeries a week.
I used to smell like Brut, now I smell like Ben Gay.
1995: Flashed by Drew Barrymore. 2000: Flashed by Angela Lansbury.
Can't have dental work without permission from New York
Historical Society.
Told Pearl Jam I'm calling the cops if they're loud.
Someone called from Willard Scott's office to check what
day my birthday is.
I can remember when Bobby Brown was the embarrassing one
in that marriage.
Didn't I just read the number one?
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Only party at Moomba 6 times a week.
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I keep getting job offers from "60 Minutes."
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I can remember a time when Michael Jackson was only a
little creepy.
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I've got that grandpa smell.
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This birthday I'm under doctor's orders not to let Drew
Barrymore anywhere near me.
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Now when Drew Barrymore jumps on top of desk, my only
thought: "I hope she doesn't fall."
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I'm baffled when the audience doesn't laugh at a joke
about Wendell Wilkie.
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Entire guest segments now spent talking about the great
deal I got at Walbaum's.
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Instead of cigars, I now offer my friends a dish of hard candies.
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Don't know who any of the hot bands are because their
records won't play on my Victrola.
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
