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Monday, June 05, 2000
Top Ten Al Gore Tenant Pet Peeves
Your request to fix leaky faucet has been sitting in
congressional subcommittee for eleven years.
Tipper's Black Sabbath tribute band constantly rehearsing.
Insists security deposit be paid "in hugs."
You put Bush sticker on car, mysteriously electricity
stops working.
Rent's a day late, Janet Reno orders break-in to take checkbook.
Endless stories about how he invented the mailbox.
Once a week you gotta clear out to make room for Bubba and
some stewardesses.
Tipper showing up in negligee saying, "There are
other ways to pay the rent."
Al showing up in negligee saying, "There are other
ways to pay the rent."
House is always getting egged by George W. Bush.
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Phone only allows you to call Gore contributions hotline.
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His "concern for your environment" means your
attic is full of squirrels.
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Lease stipulates that you must wear a suit and tie to bed.
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You complain about apartment being too hot, he just throws
hands in air and says, "Global warming."
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Rent bill includes "optional but recommended"
$50,000 campaign donation.
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Always "accidentally" making inspection tours
while you're in the shower.
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All the racket in guest bedroom since Clinton found out
about spare key under mat.
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