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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, August 21, 2000
Top Ten Tiger Woods Pet Peeves
PGA's pointless insistence I complete all 18 holes before
they fork over cash
Have to hire three maids for the trophy-polishing alone
Only "groupies" are doughy 60-year-old men
Always feel like a dork standing in bank line with 6-foot check
You show a woman your long iron and she says, "Nice putter"
Satan calls at all hours of the night to remind you of the agreement
When buying personalized license plate at Disneyland,
closest you can get is "Timmy"
You play the best game of your life and it's on CBS
At press conference, not allowed to admit, "I kicked
everyone's ass because I'm much, much better than they are"
How would you like to spend all weekend watching golf?
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
