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Monday, November 13, 2000
Top Ten Dumb Guys Ways To Solve Presidential Election Confusion
Find some guy named George W. Gore. Make him President
Each can be president of the people who voted for them
Thaw out Walt Disney, let him cast the deciding vote
I don't care how things get solved; just don't run any
special reports during "Becker"
Do what they do in other important contests in Florida:
swimsuit competition
Form Conga line with everyone in Palm Beach (won't solve a
thing, but boy are they fun)
Whichever news anchor can stay awake the longest gets to pick
New rule: You punch 2 holes, voting booth explodes
Let my brother Jeb decide
Solve it? Are you nuts? This is great!
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275,000,000 person show-of-hands
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Ask Count Chocula, he'll know what to do
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Have a baboon toss a coin; it's completely objective, plus
maybe the baboon will do something funny
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Get one of them eight-armed Hindu gods to help with the recount
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Get a short-term President from one of them temp agencies
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Make ballots simpler by letting only one person run for President
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Whichever candidate weighs more at noon on Friday wins
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Ask ourselves, "What would Batman do?"
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Decide the presidency the way they do in France: with a
wine-soaked sex-a-thon
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First candidate to call in when they hear K-Rock play
"Whole Lotta Love" wins the presidency
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It's been a while since dinosaurs ruled the earth; give
'em another chance
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
