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Sunday, January 28, 2001

Top Ten Signs You're At A Lame Super Bowl Party
  
By third quarter, you've suffered a concussion and two broken bones
Yeah, there's a big-screen TV, but you're watching "The Golden Girls"
Someone already licked the tasty powdery stuff off the Doritos
To get in mood for "Survivor II," the house is filled with deadly Australian snakes
Host answers the door naked except for a strategically placed pompom
Every thirty seconds, some old guys asks, "Which one is Y.A. Tittle?"
You think you hear the halftime gun, then you realize it's just Puff Daddy
All the women look like John Madden
Guests keep taking your wife to bedroom for a "two-minute drill"
It's tomorrow
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Only guests are you and those annoying "Wassup" guys

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It ends early when the warden calls lockdown

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Twenty-four guests, one diet Fresca

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Onion dip is served in an athletic cup

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Host is wearing a cheerleader's skirt and halter top and he's a guy

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