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Friday, February 02, 2001
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Puff Daddy Trial
"The night of the crime, was the accused acting
unusually puffy?"
"Will the stenographer please read back the list of shout-outs?"
"There will be a brief recess while the judge confers
with his homeys"
"The defendant may not invite the jury to party this
weekend at his place in the Hamptons"
"By law my client must be judged by a jury of his
peers -- 12 guys named Puffy"
"Mr. Combs is also charged with 20 counts of rhyming
'ladies' with 'Mercedes'"
"For old times' sake, O.J. is here to try on a glove"
"I object! For his opening statement, defense
counsel just sampeled my opening statement"
"Check out Jennifer Lopez... I'd sure love to
approach that bench"
"What up! What up! Judge Seymour Feinberg in the house!"
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"On the night of December 27, 1999, were you at any
point waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care?"
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"Would you describe that particualar night in the
club as 'phat,' 'slammin',' or 'off the hook'?"
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"I hear this whole trial is just an excuse so Puffy
doesn't have to go see 'The Wedding Planner'"
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"And could you tell the court just how hot Jennifer
Lopez looks naked?"
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"Please state for the court your current level of
street cred"
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