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Friday, March 30, 2001
Top Ten Other Ways Mayor Giuliani Is Cleaning Up New York
Fake Rolex salesmen must offer fake warranty information
New rule for cabbies: driving naps should not exceed 15 minutes
Only 7 Starbucks per block
Hire Martha Stewart to "spruce up" local crack dens
Getting rats out of subway and putting them back in the
restaurants where they belong
Change meaning of middle finger gesture to "lookin'
good, friend"
Shine Bat Signal into night sky; when Batman shows up,
hand the sum'bitch a mop
All drive-by gunmen must carpool
If Yankees win the World Series again they can clean up
the damn ticker tape themselves
Forming task force to get Clinton to move his ass to New Jersey
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New 10-cent deposit on used crack vials
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Slimy, foul-smelling puddles in street must have
attractive toy boats sailing in them
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A) Put all litter into giant trash bag
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Put 15-story block of cheese just across Hudson; watch all
70 million rats run to New Jersey
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Eliminating clutter, like the Metropolitan Museum of Art
and the World Trade Center
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Any cop shooting a civilian 42 times will not be allowed
to ride one of those fun police horses
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Convincing street gangs to incorporate vacuuming in their
initiation process
Brolin and The Coens Josh Brolin recalls making "No Country For Old Men" with the Coen Brothers and Javier Bardem.
