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Monday, April 02, 2001
Top Ten Things A Manager Doesn't Want To Hear On Opening Day
"Okay -- who kicks off?"
"Is it okay if I leave after the 6th inning to beat
the traffic?"
"Their pitcher is cheating -- he's throwing a ball
that curves"
"Any chance I could get traded to a city with a more
active musical theater scene?"
"The bad news: we had to trade Jeter, Williams and
Rivera. The good news: we still have Knoblauch"
"The game will have to wait -- I can't put down this
new Rosie O'Donnell magazine"
"I know the pitcher is morbidly obese, but he's the
owner's son"
"Bad news, boss -- all 30 of us just got called for
jury duty"
"The new uniforms are in, and let's just say there's
lots of lace"
"Check out the Diamondvision: the mascot's nailing
your wife"
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"Okay, now which foot does this catcher's mitt go on?"
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"Good news -- I've just increased the velocity on my
fastball to 11 miles per hour"
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"They double-booked the stadium, so we'll start once
Britney's through"
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"To be perfectly honest, baseball is not really my
strong point"
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