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Tuesday, May 15, 2001
Top Ten Signs You're A Bad Talk Show Host
Your typical workday: 1 hour doing show, 4 hours apologizing
Instead of warm embrace, guests greet you with swift kick
to the kidney
When you say, "We'll be right back," studio
audience starts booing
You spend entire show blabbing about your kids Cody and Cassidy
Your only question for Ellen DeGeneres: "How's your boyfriend?"
Network president would rather hang out with Fidel Castro
than you
Best part of the program is when audio guy shows you naked
vacation photos
Instead of "Applause," lighted sign reads,
"Laugh Or We Release The Bees"
You just don't make guests feel welcome
For your "monologue," you point out audience
members you think might be gay
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You're regularly beaten in the ratings by whatever's on
that surgery channel
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Instead of R.E.M., you book a couple of guys from UPS
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You ask every guest the same question: "Wanna do it?"
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In trying to explain your erratic behavior, your publicist
alternates between the words "exhausted" and "dehydrated"
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About the only thing the Israelis and the Palestinians can
agree on is that you suck
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Your first question for every guest is, "And you are...?"
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