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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, May 22, 2001
Top Ten Pieces Of Advice George W. Bush Gave To Graduates
"You can't expect to function on less than 16 hours
of sleep per night"
"If you don't know a foreign leader's name, call him 'Pierre'"
"If you're not making more than your professors two
years from now, you're doing something wrong"
"The internet is a great place to find speeches you
can pass off as your own"
"Drinking and partying all the time will jeopardize
your future...just kidding!"
"I've always wanted to do this: Now batting for the
Rangers, #3, Alex Rodriguez!"
"If you're a male cheerleader, destroy all
photographs of yourself"
"Do any of you want to be president -- I'm already
sick of it"
"Don't challenge my mom Barbara to a fistfight.
She'll kick your ass"
"Move to Mexico because I'm gonna run this country
into the ground"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
