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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, May 31, 2001
Top Ten Signs There's Something Wrong At The Gap
New business hours for spring are 10:00 am to 10:05 am
Cashier asks, "In addition to that blouse would you
be interested in buying a store?"
Manager's headset isn't plugged into anything
Instead of "Welcome to the Gap," you're greeted
with "You ain't a cop, are you?"
When you ask for a regular t-shirt, the clerk takes a
pocket t-shirt, rips off the pocket
On the latest sweatshirts, "Gap" is misspelled
One of the mannequins was spotted dropping off a resume at
Banana Republic
Instead of "Inspected by," pants have slips of
paper that read "Get out -- now"
New commercial where young people are swing dancing in an
unemployment line
A friend calls to say he's watching you try on pants on
the internet
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The strange old man who greets customers at door by
saying, "Hello, I am Bill Gap. Welcome to my store."
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Recent spate of closings has left only 3 Gaps for every American
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Dressing rooms now being rented out as $2,000-a-month
studio apartments
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Have to share a dressing room with a small family of raccoons
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
