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Friday, June 08, 2001
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Weather Forecaster
"It looks like there's about a 70% chance of rain and
about a 100% chance I'm going to get blind, stinkin' drunk
tonight" From KOAM in Joplin,
Missouri/Pittsburgh, Kansas, Tyler Daniel
"It's going to be a hot one today, so use this as an
opportunity to make fun of a fat guy in a tank
top" From WDTV in Clarksburg, West
Virginia, Brandon Butcher
"I hope the heavy rains don't uncover the bodies I
buried" From WCAX in Burlington, Vermont,
Sharon Meyer
"Today I am feeling unseasonably
sexy" From KTVL in Medford, Oregon, Jon Galfano
"Rain, sun, snow, sleet -- what's the difference?
We're all gonna die someday" From KRTV in
Great Falls, Montana, Fred Pfeiffer
"I have no idea what any of this means, I should
probably take a class or something" From
KELO in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Shawn Cable
"There's a light trickle going on right now, which
reminds me -- Sheila, would you get an appointment with Dr.
Fisch for me" From KIMA in Yakima,
Washington, Stu Seibel
"Enough with the weather, let's take a look at my
recent oral surgery" From WCBS in New York,
New York, Tony Pann
"After all this talk about rain, I gotta take a
wicked leak" From WTKR in Norfolk,
Virginia, Dave Parker
"Die, you millions of tiny, pathetic people,
die!" From KHSL in Chico, California,
Anthony Watts
Sacha Baron Cohen Interviews a Terrorist The "Bruno" star tells how he found a real terrorist for his new film.
