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Monday, June 11, 2001
Top Ten Good Things About Being The Oldest Person In The World
Easy to remember your social security number when it is "7"
At your 100th-year high school reunion, you've got the
buffet all to yourself
You can suck at golf and still shoot your age
It's better than being the former oldest person in the world
"60 Minutes" still gives you 5 minutes at the
end of each show to whine about stuff
Remember that bully that used to beat you up in 9th grade? Dead
Odds are you have a job in President Bush's cabinet
When people discuss politics, you can sound smart by
saying, "Well, he's no Rutherford B. Hayes"
You look better than Joan Rivers
Hearing Willard Scott say, "Crap! Not her again!"
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When asked the secret to longevity, you can make stuff up,
like "Eat two double-A batteries a day"
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You can verify that Bill Clinton was the most embarrassing
president of the last 100 years
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When kids say, "Man, you must be 100!" Can take
it as a compliment
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Those bitchin' nights on the town with the shortest,
tallest, and fattest people in the world
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Big endorsement deals with funeral homes and casket makers
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
