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Monday, November 26, 2001

Top Ten Things I Will Miss About Being Mayor
  
If I feel like sleeping in, I call a city-wide snow emergency
Naming a street after someone is a great, inexpensive Christmas gift
If I want tickets to "The Producers" I just pick up the phone and just four or five months later I get tickets to the "The Producers"
The look on people's faces when they realize the key to the city doesn't open a damn thing
I'm double-parked right now -- who's gonna tow me?
That smell in the subway...call me crazy, but I've grown to love it
When someone catches a gator in Central Park, guess who gets to keep it?
Street vendors sell me counterfeit DVDs half price
The Yankees winning all those World Series? That was my idea
The daily call from Letterman begging me to re-open strip clubs
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