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Thursday, January 31, 2002
Top Ten Reasons I Love America
Even after 225 years, it still has that new-country smell
(Operation Specialist, Ron Morris)
Some of our best presidents were American (Lieutenant Jr.
Grade, Erica Munzinger)
You're never more than 200 feet from a Dunkin' Donuts
(Fire Controlmen 2nd Class, Nick Pavlinek)
Name one other country with an ex-wrestler for a governor
(Gunner's Mate 1st Class, Paul Tialavea)
Years of scientific research have made it possible for us
to have our eyeglasses ready in about an hour (Yeoman
Seamen, Jeremiah Mason)
What other country has both a South Dakota and a North
Dakota? (Cryptologic Technician Maintenance 2nd Class, Jason Halvorsen)
If somebody ever teachers a chimp to drive a car, it'll
probably be an American (Electronics Technician 1st Class,
Shawn Goodwin)
The uniforms look damn good (Damage Controlmen 2nd Class,
James Laban)
None of our current or former leaders live in a cave
(Gunner's Mate 3rd Class, Elijah Muse)
Where else could a geek like Letterman get his own show?
(Electronics Technician 3rd Class, Gregory Allen Davis II)
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American know-how lets me shampoo and condition at the
same time
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Other countries may have cheese -- we have Cheese Whiz
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The St. Louis Arch makes a convenient carrying handle for
the whole continent
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Hardly anyone speaks Swedish, which is good because I
don't understand Swedish
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Every year an American team wins the Super Bowl
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Thanks to our nation's radio stations, while the rest of
the world has "October," we have "Rocktober"
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It's got the greatest Navy in the world!
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
