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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, February 05, 2002
Top Ten Taliban Complaints About Camp X-Ray
"Three meals a day and none of them are goat"
"'Death to America' T-shirts only come in cotton/poly blend"
"Can't get used to this whole warm bed, cooked food,
running water thing"
"Lying American propaganda makes it seem like Taliban
is losing"
"Television only gets one channel and it's CBS"
"Achmed totally stole my skit idea for camp talent show"
"Have you seen the bathrooms? I've lived in caves
with better facilities"
"Haven't gotten one X-ray"
"Just because you're a bearded nut in Cuba everyone
assumes you know Fidel"
"Dude in next cell keeps bragging he used to be head
of Enron"
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"If they catch you sneaking across the lake to girl's
camp, they call your parents!"
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"Too many celebrities trying to detox from drugs"
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"The sauna's relaxing, but the deep-tissue massage
leaves something to be desired"
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"You mutter one little 'Death to America,' the guards
get all in your face"
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"Prison guard made us watch U2 at halftime instead of
switching to Playmates on 'Fear Factor'"
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"No place to sit and contemplate mass murder in peace
and quiet"
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"Humid Cuban air makes beard all frizzy"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
