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Wednesday, February 13, 2002

Top Ten Signs Your Olympic Event Is Fixed
  
Medal ceremony takes place before the event
In the middle of your figure skaing routine, you're run over by the Zamboni
You see five heads in the four-man bobsled
Instead of scores, the P.A. system announces bribes given to judges
Event judge by former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay
You hear the Child of Light wants you to take a dive or else
You see six judges and a figure skater check into a Holiday Inn
It's curling, and everyone knows curling is controlled by the mafia
You lose to this... (video of people bowling on ice)
For some reason, it's being promoted by Don King
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