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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, February 14, 2002
Top Ten Reasons I Joined The Marines
I always loved jumping off landing craft and hitting the
beach under heavy fire (Staff Sergeant Barbrina Chandler)
Couldn't stand one more day of waking up later than
5am (Lance Corporal Mike Gregga)
My mama was a Marine (First Lieutenant Phillip Walter)
I'd always heard great things about
Afghanistan (Lance Corporal Phillip Simmons)
It was either this or beauty school (Captain
Stan Holland)
I happen to look great in camouflage (Corporal
Alan Stowers)
Army movies star Pauly Shore, marine movies star Jack
Nicholson (Lance Corporal Jeremiah Maddox)
To serve my country and fulfill patriotic duty, and shoot
some big-ass weapons (Sergeant Julie Matthews)
Every Spring we go to Daytona to establish a
beachhead (Lance Corporal Michael Renuard)
Give me that eagle, globe and anchor (Corporal
Sean Holcomb)
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Food, folks and fun
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11 compact discs for only a penny? I'd be crazy not to join!
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Hard-core training made me less afraid of spiders
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Believe it or not, before the marines, I weighed 830 pounds
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I'm fond of the word "flotilla"
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When I was an infant my first words were Semper Fi
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In high school, voted "Most Likely To Join The Marines"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
