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Monday, February 18, 2002
Top Ten Ways To Make Curling More Exciting
How about calling it anything but "curling"?
Instead of weird lookin' Norwegian dudes in sweaters --
babes in lingerie
Only allow French judges
Sweep the stone toward the hog line and then...okay, I
don't know crap about curling
Is it too much to ask for one curler to bite another curler?
Throw in one of them miniature-golf windmills
Instead of a granite stone, use the frozen head of Walt Disney
40% of final score comes from the swimsuit competition
You don't think curling is exciting? What are you, insane?
First place gets gold medal, the rest are sent to Camp X-Ray
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Put a hungry bear on the ice
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Hollow out the curling stone and fill it with pudding
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New rule: fail to align the rock delivery with the skip's
broom, do a shot!
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Play on lake that may or may not be frozen through
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I don't know, call it "Extreme Curling"
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Everybody rides angry monkeys
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
