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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, February 20, 2002
Top Ten Ways I'll Improve New York City
I'll personally pay every New Yorker's rent for the next
four years
Get caught jaywalking and we'll impound your shoes
Once a week a different New Yorker has to mow Central Park
Subway cars now equipped with a complimentary
all-you-can-eat soup and salad bar
Every weekend bare-knuckle boxing matches on front lawn of
Gracie Mansion
Free full-body massages from your cabbie
I'm renaming the city "Funkytown"
Mandatory ten o'clock curfew for Bill Clinton
If a car alarm goes off, call me and I'll personally come
and tow it
Okay, Arizona, you had your fun -- now we're coming to get
our World Series trophy
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
