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Thursday, February 21, 2002
Top Ten Good Things About Being Stationed In Kandahar
"When I go for a ride in my armored Humvee, everyone
is really friendly to me" (Sergeant Anthony Croft)
"All the fabulous new goat
recipes" (Sergeant Andrew Carpenter)
"I've gotten the autographs of over a dozen
Mullahs" (Staff Sergeant Roger Bell)
"You don't really have time to dwell on that figure
skating controversy" (Specialist Ricky Covert)
"All-you-can-eat sand" (Sergeant Tyson Daniel)
"Did you say 'Kandahar'? They told me this was
Canada" (Corporal Duane Charlton)
"Aren't many better ways of getting out of jury
duty" (Specialist Maurice Smith)
"There's a great duty-free shop in what's left of the
Kandahar airport" (Specialist Lakeisha Blanks)
"I haven't seen The Late Show in six
months" (Specialist Marlon Harris)
"Of all the 'stan' countries, this is the place to
be" (Command Sergeant Major Iuniasolua Savusa)
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