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Thursday, June 20, 2002
Top Ten Ways To Get Americans Excited About Soccer
Rename the sport "Deathball
3000" (Midfielder Landon Donovan)
From now on, you can't use your feet
either (Midfielder Claudio Reyna)
Constitutional amendment stating if U.S. wins World Cup,
every American gets a brand new car (Midfielder
John O'Brien)
More players who look like Mia Hamm -- fewer players who
look like Davor Vugrinec (Forward Clint Mathis)
Instead of "Goooooal!" have that announcer guy
yell, "Yahtzee!" (Defender Gregg Berhalter)
Printed on every red card, a collectible "Star
Wars" photo (Defender Jeff Agoos)
Drunken monkey goalies (Goal keeper Brad Friedel)
Find a way to involve that hilarious San Diego
chicken (Defender Tony Sanneh)
You mean millions of Americans aren't getting up in the
middle of the night to watch up play? (Forward
Joe-Max Moore)
Give Tiger Woods a soccer ball, America will never lose
again (Midfielder Cobi Jones)
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