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Monday, July 22, 2002
Top Ten Tiger Woods Excuses
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're telling me the
lowest score wins?"
"I was up late the night before celebrating my
inevitable victory"
When he heard winner didn't get snazzy green jacket said,
"Screw this"
Frustrated by Nike's on-going refusal to promote him
Too much haggis
Distracted by caddy's windblown kilt
Exhausted from winning Wimbledon
When a guy gets a Swedish girlfriend, suddenly golf ain't
the most important thing in the world
"According to metric system I lost, but by regular
American scorekeeping I kicked ass"
Thrown off by Ernie Els pre-match threat, "I'm gonna
eat your children!"
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Sorry! No Top Ten Extra deliveries for today!
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
