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Monday, July 29, 2002

Top Ten Signs President Bush Needs A Vacation
  
Holding all press conferences outside to work on his tan
Asking Al Qaeda not to do anything until the end of August
Had workers remove Oval Office desk to make room for hammock
It's been, what, two weeks since he went fishing?
Constantly studying satellite photos of Club Med
Page 386 of his budget simply states "need nap"
Visited Disney World's Hall of Presidents, asked, "Which one am I?"
Started nodding off during WWF Smackdown
Barely has the energy to help Cheney shred Halliburton documents
He's choking on pretzels just so he can pass out for a couple of minutes
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